This is an open letter to the driver of the car behind me earlier this morning: Stand by for a rant.
Dear Driver of the BMW X5 that was behind me in traffic,
I hope you read this - I gather I owe you an apology.
I'm sorry I stopped in front of you at an inconvenient moment.
I'm sorry I blocked your lane, (even though the other one was clear).
I'm sorry I stopped to help the elderly gent who fell right in front of us.
I'm sorry I took a few minutes to help him and make sure he was OK.
I'm sorry you may have been a little late to your coffee morning or other meaningless task.
But if I ever see you, your car, or the horn you beeped at me repeatedly,
You selfish, arrogant, ignorant, rude and insensitive person,
I may not be responsible for my actions.
Oh, and as for your apology, I shan't hold my breath.