Sunday, 30 May 2010


After my election manifesto of a little while ago, I received some feedback and suggestions of improvements and additions. I nominated members of the Cabinet in the comments section, and prepared for my move to the seat of power.

It would seem however, that not everyone liked my proposals. I was sent the following copy of the minutes from a secret meeting of medical specialists:
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the ideas short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in Government.


In light of the above, I concede defeat.

Thanks to my secret souRCe. You know who you are...


Anonymous said...

A very very funny blog. Good to have a more light hearted one amongst the more emotional ones! Dr Abuse

Fee said...

Oh, I like that. Thanks for a Monday laugh ... from a mug who had to work the bank holiday.

Anonymous said...

Just got finished after a "day after the Bank Holiday, when everybody thought they were ill 'cos the sun didn't shine" day, I totally needed that, really cheered me up. Thanks

Anonymous said...

love it!

InsomniacMedic said...

Smiles all round then? Excellent! :)