Friday, 16 April 2010


If you're trying to multi-task,
Doing CPR,
Setting up equipment,
Dealing with relatives, neighbours, nosey passers-by,
Talking to several different agencies,
Informing control on the radio,
All about the traumatic cardiac arrest you're dealing with,
Please -
Don't use the phrase "Kill two birds with one stone".
You're only asking for trouble.


Anonymous said...

So, despite what women say, men can multitask!

Uno Hoo

mack505 said...

Heh. My service carries the Zoll Autopulse. Many of the crews refer to it as the Geezer Squeezer, due to it's appearance when operating.

Yup, it's only a matter of time before that one slips out at an inopportune moment. I'm trying to ALWAYS call it the Autopulse, but I'm sure I'll slip someday.

Anonymous said...

friday night dinner. 2 days after my grandpa died. all the family round at my parents for dinner.

i have a coughing fit.

my brother goes "die quietly".

Uguess Hoo